Twitter Teaches People Nothing About How to Be a Bartender

Also someone with very little teaching experience when it comes to the bartending arts is Mike Doe, but at least he is telling "jokes" at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.

Pour Drinks!!!!

Practice pouring drinks! Even if they're lemonade (with vodka). This is crucial. Crucial, I tells ya!

How to Be a Bartender ... Watch Bartenders!

This is perhaps the best piece of advice. Watch bartenders every time you're out at a bar, tavern and/or nightclub. Watch the way the bartenders handle themselves. Notice the way they use the equipment, the way they pour, mix and muddle. Also the way they comport (nice word, eh?) themselves.

The first step in becoming a bartender, or better one, is to model yourself after the best. Start today.

Happy drinking! Er, I mean, Learning!

Counting Your Pours

When you have a regulation "pourer" atop a liquor bottle, you'll be pouring about 1/4 of an ounce for each second you pour. So 1 ounce of liquor would be a 4-second pour, or a 4-count.

How to Be a Bartender...Virgin Mary

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Virgin Mary Ingredients

2-3 oz Tomato Juice

1 tsp Worcestershire Sauce

To Taste Tabasco Sauce

Dash To Taste Cracked Red Pepper

.5 tsp Celery Salt

Lowball glass

Bar Spoon

Vodka Tonic

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Vodka and Tonic Ingredients

1.25 oz Vodka

Top Off Tonic Water

Lowball glass

Vodka Martini

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Vodka Martini Ingredients

3 oz Vodka

.5 tsp Dry Vermouth

Martini glass

Shaker Tin

How to Be a Bartender...with Doe-Nuts!

Just wanted to announce that How to Be a Bartender has been selected to join the Doe-Nuts network of blogs, loosely (and unofficially) connected to comedian Mike Doe! Woo ooh!

My fellow Doe-Nuts include:
Doe-Nuts
Great MMA Fights
How to Be a Bartender
How to Cook Food
Funny Female Comics
Funny Bloggers
Darn Funny Videos
Darn Funny Books
Darn Funny Movies
Funny Standup Comics

It's a proud day for us and we just wanted to say thanks again for your support...and keeping it real!

Whiskey Sour

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Whiskey Sour Ingredients

1.25 oz Whiskey

Top Off Sour Mix

Lowball glass

White Russian

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White Russian Ingredients

2 Parts Vodka

1 Part Kahlua

Top Off Half & Half

Lowball glass

White Wine Glass

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Wine Cooler

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Wine Cooler Ingredients
Fill Glass Chardonnay
Top Off Sprite
White Wine glass

Wine Presentation Technique

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Intro to How to Be a Bartender

Description: How to Be a Bartender helps both amateur and professional bartenders become better mixologists with instructional videos and articles, as well as links to great bartending resources online. It's your FREE online bartending school.

Wine Spritzer

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Wine Spritzer Ingredients

Fill Glass Chardonnay

Top Off Club Soda

White Wine glass

Wrapping a Napkin Technique

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